Meet Bridezilla. Her ideas of getting hitched are as ginormous as a monster laying waste to civilization. Priyanka Chopra wants to get married six times, to the same man, of course. Just for effect. She wants a destination wedding, she wants a big fat Indian wedding, she wants a Vegas wedding and she wants to marry on top of a mountain. Talk about bridal greed! On a serious note, Priyanka is quite possibly the most adventurous bride waiting to be in the country. And when she finally takes to the altar or the mandap or does a nikah, she will not hold back. Priyanka wants to throw the kitchen sink at tying the knot. She will assemble her entire Punjabi family and she’ll summon every friend in the world. It’ll be quite the sight and we reckon the most priceless thing at that historic evening will be Priyanka’s million dollar grin. Read on to find out every possible way a person could say their wedding vows.
“The ideal scenario would be to get married six times…”
While I may not be thinking of marriage right now, I’ve been planning my wedding since I can remember! The ideal scenario would be getting married six times (to the same man, of course). I’ve even decided the locations and ceremonies… The first wedding would be at my Dadaji’s house in Ambala. This would be my ‘Big, Fat, Indian Wedding’, which I’d celebrate with my ultra large family, all rituals included. The second would be an underwater wedding at the Great Barrier Reef in Australia. The third would be at a church in Las Vegas! Ducking tradition, I’d wear a short black dress with the priest dressed as Elvis Presley. The fourth would be an intimate ceremony at a small, beautiful church in Locarno, Switzerland. It’s on top of a hill that overlooks parts of Germany, Italy and Switzerland. Only family and close friends would be present.
“The curtains, the stolen glances… and finally Kabool hai!”
The fifth would be a nikah. I believe it’s a beautiful, romantic ceremony – the curtains, the stolen glances, the words and finally the acceptance... Kabool hai! The sixth would be of the groom’s choice! If my future groom survives all that, then we’ll survive anything!
“I’d turn into a Bridezilla”
I have different designs in mind for all the various weddings listed above. But knowing me, I’ll end up changing it all at the last minute. Also, I’m all for destination weddings. And one of my dream weddings needs a great destination to host it.With all the preparations, I’d 100 per cent turn into a Bridezilla. That’s what my friends, family and team keep telling me. Since I am such a perfectionist and stickler for the smallest details, all hell will break loose when I’m planning my wedding.
“I’ll have a huge contingent of bridesmaids”
I have a huge family that lives in various parts of the world. I would want to have every single one of them present for my big day. I’ll have a huge contingent of bridesmaids consisting of my two best friends and all my favourite cousins!
“I promise to have the biggest Punjabi wedding ever”
I’d value the advice of my parents as far as marriage is concerned. They’ve had such a wonderful marriage that started off with an interesting wedding. Their advice would be real and coming from genuine experiences. All said, I absolutely love the big fat Indian wedding. There is so much drama, laughter, tears, dancing, eating and madness that I wouldn’t want it any other way. I promise to have the biggest, fattest Punjabi wedding ever!
“The ideal scenario would be to get married six times…”
While I may not be thinking of marriage right now, I’ve been planning my wedding since I can remember! The ideal scenario would be getting married six times (to the same man, of course). I’ve even decided the locations and ceremonies… The first wedding would be at my Dadaji’s house in Ambala. This would be my ‘Big, Fat, Indian Wedding’, which I’d celebrate with my ultra large family, all rituals included. The second would be an underwater wedding at the Great Barrier Reef in Australia. The third would be at a church in Las Vegas! Ducking tradition, I’d wear a short black dress with the priest dressed as Elvis Presley. The fourth would be an intimate ceremony at a small, beautiful church in Locarno, Switzerland. It’s on top of a hill that overlooks parts of Germany, Italy and Switzerland. Only family and close friends would be present.
“The curtains, the stolen glances… and finally Kabool hai!”
The fifth would be a nikah. I believe it’s a beautiful, romantic ceremony – the curtains, the stolen glances, the words and finally the acceptance... Kabool hai! The sixth would be of the groom’s choice! If my future groom survives all that, then we’ll survive anything!
“I’d turn into a Bridezilla”
I have different designs in mind for all the various weddings listed above. But knowing me, I’ll end up changing it all at the last minute. Also, I’m all for destination weddings. And one of my dream weddings needs a great destination to host it.With all the preparations, I’d 100 per cent turn into a Bridezilla. That’s what my friends, family and team keep telling me. Since I am such a perfectionist and stickler for the smallest details, all hell will break loose when I’m planning my wedding.
“I’ll have a huge contingent of bridesmaids”
I have a huge family that lives in various parts of the world. I would want to have every single one of them present for my big day. I’ll have a huge contingent of bridesmaids consisting of my two best friends and all my favourite cousins!
“I promise to have the biggest Punjabi wedding ever”
I’d value the advice of my parents as far as marriage is concerned. They’ve had such a wonderful marriage that started off with an interesting wedding. Their advice would be real and coming from genuine experiences. All said, I absolutely love the big fat Indian wedding. There is so much drama, laughter, tears, dancing, eating and madness that I wouldn’t want it any other way. I promise to have the biggest, fattest Punjabi wedding ever!